A reader writes: "I couldn't help but notice the uncanny resemblance between the Hugo and Fyffe Awards. Could they, by any chance, be fellated?"

Meanwhile, this month's Fyffe, for contributions to science fiction, goes to M J 'Simo' Simpson. This is partly intended as a consolation prize following his recent humiliating defeat in the TAFF race, but is primarily awarded for his sterling work in making SFX what it is today.