Readers who voted for us in the Novas

12

Readers who voted for us in the Hugos

8

Readers who would have voted for us if only they hadn't been too busy drinking at the time

43

Readers who've been cut off the mailing list this issue

3

Readers who will be cut off if they don't loc us damn quickly

67

Readers who would go to bed with Tobes if sufficiently drunk

1
(Anders)

Readers who, if Kev McVeigh were the last man on Earth, would cultivate cucumbers

276

Readers who would like to see more cute baby pictures in the fanzine

0

Readers who would like to see more cute cat pictures in the fanzine

17

Readers who have shamefully bought their way onto the mailing list

3

Readers who are only getting the fanzine because they happen to be the Nova administrator

1

Readers who are trading for spicy date and banana cake

1

Readers who have recently sent us moose of comment

6

Readers who have been Leather Goddesses of Academia

5

Readers whose graduate students have looked up their Leather Goddess photo on the Internet

2
(so far)

Readers who are permanently kept on the mailing list because they've been GoH at a con run by the Cabal

3

Readers who are permanently kept on the mailing list because we know there's not a hope in hell of them ever getting round to contributing but we like to know they're getting the fanzine

7 (ish)