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A
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...is for Ashley the Ambivalent Aardvark
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![[Aardvark]](aardvark.gif) |
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B
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...is for Brian the Bibulous Bookworm
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C
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...is for Claire the Crap Cormorant [isn't a Liver Bird a crap cormorant?]
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D
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...is for D the Dismal Dominotrix
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E
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...is for Eira the Erotic Egret
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F
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...is for Foxy the Furtive Fetishist
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G
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...is for Gregory the Grouchy Gostak
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H
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...is for Headlong the Hirsute Hedonist
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![[Hirsute Hedonist]](headlong.gif) |
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I
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...is for Ian the Irrepressible Itch
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![[Itch]](groin.gif) |
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J
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...is for Jaine the Jutting-out Jezebel
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K
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...is for Kari the Knickerless Kelt
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L
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...is for Lilian the Lecherous Lemming
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M
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...is for Martin the Megalomaniac Mouse
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N
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...is for Noel the Nestling Numbat [see Claire's Capacious Cleavage...]
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O
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...is for Oliver the Officious Ops Manager
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P
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...is for Paul the Prickly Pedant
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![[Pedant]](paul.gif) |
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Q
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...is for Queen Ynci the Questionable Quetzalcoatl
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R
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...is for Rhodri the Raucous Rodent
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S
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...is for Siddall the Sad Sacofricosist
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T
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...is for Tobes the Toping Twink
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Ü
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...is for Ülrika the Übiquitous Überwensch
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V
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...is for Vin¢ the Vacillating Vole
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W
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...is for Walt the Well-Worshipped Wombat
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X
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...is for XXXX the XXXX XXXX [censored on advice from our lawyers]
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Y
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Yngvi ...is a Louse
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Z
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...is for Zander the Zinging Zebu
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Sue has recently got a job ("I had to sell my soul into slavery for a new car") colouring children's comics. When we looked at some examples of her oeuvre, we realised that such characters as Pam the Purple, Party-loving Pirate translated only too well into fannish terms. We could start off with, oh, Jim the Jactitating Jerd [do you mean Jim Trash or Jim de Liscard? -- Ed] and then...
